The Epic of Mad King Thomas

Three women on a stage.

Mad King Thomas is a genius with three brains and three hearts and sixty tough nails.  He was born on April 19, 2005.    His middle name is TaraReneeTheresaHelenaMonicaSimone.  His last name is unpronounceable in any tongue spoken by mortals.

He loves unicorns, cats, moustaches, robots, asymmetry, dancing, people, duct tape, black plastic, bicycles, women (who doesn’t?), pop music, excess, glitter, football, manatees, cleaning house while drunk, small things, large things, and the Schleppenwolf.